Overheard While Tobogganing

I took Alek, two of his friends and Mikah sledding today. While we were standing around waiting for the two boys to get down the hill I guess Mikah found a cigarette butt on the ground that he really wanted.

          Girl:   Barb, I told him not to touch it because it is gross
                     and he could die.
          Me:    That's right, smoking is disgusting.

          Girl:   It is! That's why I'm never going to smoke.
                    I'm just going to drink.

Oh, kids! They are so hilarious without even trying.