Alek has a friend over for a playdate this afternoon. While I am in the kitchen making a snack his friend comes in to help.
Friend: Barb, how old are you?
Me: I'm 32.
Friend looks horrified.
Me: Hmm, does that sound old?
Friend: Yes, it's really old for a young lady like you.
Friend takes the plate of snacks and goes back to the toy room.